Oh John, you are so considerate <3
(via effyeahnerdfighters)
hello.
Eff yeah! Henry Green: John Green's lullaby to his son Henry, the Internet's Most Adorable Baby.
Hush little baby, don’t say a word,
Daddy’s gonna buy you a mockingbird
If that mockingbird don’t sing,
Daddy’s gonna buy you a diamond ring
If that diamond ring don’t shine
Well, Daddy’s gonna buy you a case of wine
And if because you’re an infant and not allowed to drink…
then why do we have a bell…
if the bell doesnt dismiss me, then the bell doesnt get to say when i arrive.
(via tardis--blues)
“I SHRINK THE MOON”
“I GRAB THE MOON”
“I SIT ON THE TOILET”
“…WHAT!?”
(Source: pussinboots-, via fuckyeahfunnythings)
(Source: jeou, via tardis--blues)
